How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 6 Episode 16: "Desperation Day"

Marshall: Mom I hate to be that guy, but I'm pretty sure it was hot pocket o'clock like ten minutes ago.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: February 13th, a magical night, where a Ten has the self esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a Two.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: Whoa check out that one! Her body is a perfect X.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 15: "Oh Honey"

Ted: What kind of name is Zoë? What is that short for Zoseph?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops!
Marshall: Ted's a son of a bitch!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Zoë: Hey, I was in the neighborhood and I thought I'd take you up on that beer you're about to offer me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: It was actually pretty noble of him. He fell on his sword, so that she could fall on mine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: That family tree of yours has a couple of pretty big coconuts. We had a pretty good time last night and then just hand stuff in the morning so.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: I'd say hump her brains out, but somebody obviously already has.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Honey: I just had a great TV audition, behind the KFC where the producer works on the weekends. Long story short, I'm going to be on LOST.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 14: "Last Words"

Marshall: I really, really, love you guys. Now I'm gonna go drop a deuce.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Judy Eriksen: That dress makes you look like a Kansas City whore. Sorry dear, last one.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Judy: Who got cousin Daphne drunk? She is fifteen.
Robin: They grow them big out here.
Barney: And here's your number back.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Robin's Dad: I'd like to finally stop lying to my friends that you are in a coma.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Judy Eriksen: Why don't you just whip up a batch of your fancy tofu sushi bagels and choke on them!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Crocodile Dundee Three is the second best of the Croc trilogies, so maybe I can live with that.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Robin: All that stuff is really nice.
Lily: Yeah it's positive racism.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marvin Eriksen: The Koreans are a trustworthy and generous people!
 • Rating: 2.6 / 5.0

Robin: If? Ted those kids jumped into a painting and chased a cartoon fox around for fifteen minutes. Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: We're gonna get out bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding props.
Ted: What about animals?
Barney: Uh claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey's fists, we can do this!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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