How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 6 Episode 12: "False Positive"

Robin: You're looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW POW POW POW.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Ted: When your friends have great news you're happy for them for like a millisecond and then you start thinking about yourself.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Robin: The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Ted: Robin, you need to check yourself before you Trebek yourself.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Robin: Oh, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife? Oh god I'm freaking out why did I chose Ted to be my best man?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Hey I've been giving this some serious thought and I think I know how we can crush these floral arrangements.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Hey can I ask you a question that has plagued me for years? Can girls aim?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Barney: Who's the eye broccoli?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 11: "The Mermaid Theory"

Lily: Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
Barney: High heels chafe my shoulders.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Robin: I'm so sorry, you must think I'm totally disgusting.
Marshall: I totally do.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Barney: Told yah, The Mermaid Theory, it's a thing. You owe me five hundred bucks.
Marshall: Did we bet on this?
Barney: Let's say yes.
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

Barney: Mark my words, Marshall, someday you will find Iris so excruciatingly attractive you won't be able to look her directly in the boobs.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Robin: Right, Marsh Madness?
Marshall: No doubt, Robo Cop.
Lily: You two never hang out alone. You just made up those names right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Did you catch the game last night?
Robin: Yeah, nail biter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: And the most important rule of all...
Barney: Lubricant is public property.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed. Rule number one...
Barney: Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Hey Captain, quick question. What do you think about the Jonas Brothers?
Marshall [covering the right half of the Captain's face]: He hates that he loves them.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 10: "Blitzgiving"

Robin: I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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