How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.
Barney
She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.
Barney
She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.
Barney
Desperation Day had come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.
Robin
So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?
Robin
Umm, is it getting crowded in here, because I think there are two peas in this pod?
Barney
And she sticks the landing, why don't you start stretching and I'll be right back.
Barney
Barney: Please, you might as well be dog-earing a tear stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your fiancé that no one has ever met.
Bev: Gerard is real!
Ted: They're actually called British Morning Socks.
Zoë: Don't get in your own way!
Mom I hate to be that guy, but I'm pretty sure it was hot pocket o'clock like ten minutes ago.
Marshall
February 13th, a magical night, where a Ten has the self esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a Two.
Barney
Whoa check out that one! Her body is a perfect X.
Barney
