How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 6 Episode 10: "Blitzgiving"

Robin: You sent a wang out and got a wang back.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Zoey: Barney was here? I was walking around half naked.
Barney: Aw Man! Wait which half?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: You're all the Blitz! I slept with that cute Indian girl that cuts my hair.
Robin: What does that have to do with anything?
Barney: Nothing I just forgot to brag about it before!
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Ted: Who canceled, your coven?
Steve: Coven, group of witches, boom!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Barney: Robin! Robin! I will pay you to be the Blitz. A hundred dollars, no! Ten thousand dollars, no! Sixty bucks. What's a lot of money to someone like you?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Lily: It's a booma-wang.
Robin: Nice,
Lily: Thanks.
Robin: No I meant the wang.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 9: "Glitter"

Robin: Look, I hate most babies, but your baby; I'm going to love that kid so much. I'm going to pick it up and everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Robin Sparkles: Hey Jessica, how's your beaver.
Jessica Glitter: Great! How's your beaver?
Robin Sparkles: Busy as ever!
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Ted: A-ha! When a second uterus plumped becomes...
Marshall: Dude.. feel the room.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: Space? Teens? Is this a porno?!?!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Barney: It's Robin Sparkles 3 ya'll!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: SCIENCE! There is an 83% correlation between the times men wear boutonnieres and the times they get laid. Think about it, proms, weddings, grandmas funerals...Thanks for the redhead Nana. The everyday boutonniere, by Stinson.
Robin: Aaaand nope!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Oh you're wearing a flower.
Barney: Thank You!
Marshall: I didn't compliment, just observed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 8: "Natural History"

Ted: You look gross when you cry. You know that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Oh my God, you have a monocle! Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed.
Zoey: You're going down.
Ted: Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zoey: Ted, this is my husband.
Ted: So Captain how did you get that name?
The Captain: I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Barney: I live for the dance
Robin: Get your other hand, off my ass.
Barney: Sorry, sorry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: I didn't realize you were small potatoes, and to be clear I am referring to your testicles.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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