Pauly D: Uncle Nino is an O.G.: An original guido.

My uncle Nino doesn't have the highest standards in the world. So these girls are looking like supermodels to him right now.

Vinny

The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.

Angelina smushed Vinny the other night. She's all over Jose tonight. She got game. Can't hate.

Ronnie

My chick has got my sweatpants on. Pauly D's chick's got his sweatpants on. We're about to get our smash on.

The Situation

I got front-row seats for a slam session.

The Situation

Jose: I'm not gonna respect you telling me now, and tomorrow you're kissing somebody else.
Angelina: [to camera] Some people think hooking up means kissing. Some people think hooking up means having sex. If he's gonna think that I just kissed Vinny, then we don't gotta go ahead and tell him any more.

The Situation: Angelina is the Staten Island Ferry: everybody gets a ride, and it's free.

[on Angelina] You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it.

Snooki

Vinny is gonna take the girl he's in love with. I'm gonna take the girl I'm in love with. You can come, too.

Pauly D

If someone hands you a Bentley, you're just gonna keep driving.

Vinny

Angelina thinks like a guy so she wants to get laid. Vinny is a guy so he wants to get laid.

Pauly D
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes

[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!

JWoww

My bronzer is leaking off my face.

Snooki
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