I got a boyfriend! My boyfriend is my world! I love my boyfriend! I'm moving in with my boyfriend! He fell in love with me, for me.

Angelina

It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!

Pauly D

I want them to know I didn't leave because of them. I left on my own.

Angelina

How dare you speak to me like this? I'm the glue of this family!

The Situation

I don't give a f**k about anybody in this house. All of you's in this house are f**king fake. And I want you all to know that I can't stand any of you's. Fake motherf***kers, all of you.

Angelina

Hold my earrings.

Snooki

I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.

Snooki

How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?

Pauly D

Ronnie: Angelina cheated on Jose.
Sammi: Ronnie told Jose she was his boo. But then she smashed Vinny. Therefore, if she says she's my friend, that means she's not my friend.
Ronnie: We really need to improve our school system.

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