Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 4 Episode 1: "Going To Italia"

Snooki: I feel like I'm gonna cry... I'm not kidding... I'm not really gonna cry I just feel like crying.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I've got to convert my money... Is that where I get pesos?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ronnie: Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b!tch ... No more of me and Sammi drama.
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JWoww: I wouldn't cheat on Roger in Italy, but I don't even think they make 6 foot 4 juice heads with tattoos over there, so nobody has anything to worry about.
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JWoww: JWoww and her boobies are going to Italy.
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Situation: Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I think he's a little scared with Vinny but I reassured him. It's definetaly not going to happen. I'm not going to be an idiot and F--k this up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I need panties, unless you want me to go commando.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. It's kind of like another world. I don't know what goes on in there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and it's like a boot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: I figure an Italian guy in a Vespa is like a hot guy here on a street bike.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. I'm going crazy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Italy's like that big country. No, Europe is that big country. They have Britain, England, and Italy.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Do breasts shrink when they're fake?
J-Woww: No way. These babies are 700 cc's and they're staying 700 cc's.
Snooki: Sammi and I should get fake boobs.
Sammi: [nodding] I want them!
Snooki: One of mine is bigger than the other. When I lay down, they go to the side. It's annoying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: Lock up your daughters. Handcuff your wives.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Deena: I'll bring guys home, but I won't do sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly: Taxi arrivato!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Vinny: No granatos.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: It's decorated Italy style.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: It's a way of cleaning your butthole after going to the bathroom.
 • Rating: Unrated

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