Sometimes the truth hurts. But, I'm going to bring truth to the people. I'm the people's champ.

Situation

It was called a tag team, not tag rob.

Vinny

It was supposed to be a Menage-a-twin, but my whole menage-ery went awry.

Mike

This is not me, this is not what I do, I like penis.

Deena

Mike you're a f**king douchebag, I hate you, I f**king hate you!!

Snooki

Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.

Mike

[to Mike] I don't want to be friends with you, I don't like you, I can't even look at you right now!

Snooki

I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn't know who this chick was gonna get with, but somehow she ends up on top of me.

Vinny

Deena's being lesbianic tonight.

Snooki

It was supposed to be a manage-a-twin ... I was supposed to be Twinning. I'm upset, but not too upset because I still have one twin.

The Situation

This is a full blown lesbianic experience right now.

Pauly D

When you're drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls.

Deena
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike
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