I don't think either of them can fight. I mean I know Mike used to take karate and Ronnie's got big muscles but whatever.

Pauly D

He didn't hurt me, there was not one scratch on my pretty face. All those muscles, didn't do s#!t to me.

Mike

[to girls, pointing at Ron] That's what happens when you take steroids.

Pauly D

Two guys, two girls. Seems like a party to me.

Mike

Me and Sammi talking when we're drunk is like throwing kerosene to the fire.

Ronnie

I have my periodozo.

Deena

Passing out flyers is the best way to meet girls ... I should get a commission for this ... Yeah buddy!

Pauly D

This is going to be a miserable job. So, let's get our buzz on.

Snooki

I'm not a c**kblocker. I gave her back afterwards.

Deena

Deena has a criminal record of c**kblocking now. This is a serious offense and is going to be on her record for at least 7 years.

Mike

[to Deena] Erica called but I don't know who she's called for, Vinny or you.

Mike

Come on. Lesbionic. Lesbehonest!

Pauly D

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike

[on Deena's chest] If these boobies could talk they would say, I'm a good time, I'm a blast in a bra.

Pauly