Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 4 Episode 2: "Like More Than A Friend"

Deena: My game plan is: flirt with Pauly, make out with him a couple of times, then who knows, maybe his Italian sausage will be in my *#$%.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: I am the pimp daddy mac of this whole place.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: I don't know if Sam knows about this other chick, but if I tell her, she will flip out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Situation: [to Grenade] Do you need me to call a friend to pick you up? I can definitely get you a taxi.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

JWoww: You're going home? You're outta here? Nice meeting you!
Snooki: Toodles, whore.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sammi: [to Ron] I love you. I miss you. I just want to go in the bed and cuddle with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: I have feelings for Ron and I love and miss him, but it's, like, difficult because I'm trying to be strong and I'm trying not to go back there but I do have feelings.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: It was no, like, 'Mike wanted to snuggle and I said no.' Because I don't want you. Just so you know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: What's that church called? ... It starts with a V. Vatican?
Ronnie: Vatican. That's the one that Leonardo da Vinci painted with his hands.
Vinny: I'm pretty sure it was Michelangelo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 1: "Going To Italia"

Deena: Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and shaking the butt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: She's gonna f#%k up that situation for this situation. I'm kind of iffy about that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly: I don't know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like she's having sex with herself. I don't know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: The navigation system is in Italian. I don't think the girls can understand the navigation system in English.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly: I'm gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammi: Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. It's like a switch in his head. Like it's a disease.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: We should get fake boobs together. I'm scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. It's annoying.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Snooki: My heart is racing and I smell like King Kong's a$$hole.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: The roommate situation, it's just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, we're gonna smush, so let me not get myself into that situation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnie's not gonna be able to fit through. He's gonna have to turn himself sideways.
 • Rating: Unrated

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