Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 4 Episode 4: "Crime and Punishment"

Ronnie: Me and Sammi talking when we're drunk is like throwing kerosene to the fire.
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Deena: I have my periodozo.
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Pauly D: Passing out flyers is the best way to meet girls ... I should get a commission for this ... Yeah buddy!
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Snooki: This is going to be a miserable job. So, let's get our buzz on.
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Deena: I'm not a c**kblocker. I gave her back afterwards.
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Mike: Deena has a criminal record of c**kblocking now. This is a serious offense and is going to be on her record for at least 7 years.
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Mike: [to Deena] Erica called but I don't know who she's called for, Vinny or you.
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Pauly D: Come on. Lesbionic. Lesbehonest!
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Situation: Sometimes the truth hurts. But, I'm going to bring truth to the people. I'm the people's champ.
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Vinny: It was called a tag team, not tag rob.
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Mike: It was supposed to be a Menage-a-twin, but my whole menage-ery went awry.
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Season 4 Episode 3: "Twinning"

Deena: This is not me, this is not what I do, I like penis.
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Snooki: Mike you're a f**king douchebag, I hate you, I f**king hate you!!
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Mike: Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.
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Snooki: [to Mike] I don't want to be friends with you, I don't like you, I can't even look at you right now!
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Vinny: I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn't know who this chick was gonna get with, but somehow she ends up on top of me.
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Snooki: Deena's being lesbianic tonight.
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The Situation: It was supposed to be a manage-a-twin ... I was supposed to be Twinning. I'm upset, but not too upset because I still have one twin.
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Pauly D: This is a full blown lesbianic experience right now.
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Deena: When you're drunk, sometimes you just make out with girls.
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