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There was not one injury on him from the fight, so he did it to himself.

JWOWW

Mike's neck brace, it's kinda funny. He's moping around, he's wasting his time in Italy. Stop milking that s%#t.

Pauly D

I feel helpless, I can't eat, I can't GTL. I'm upset man.

Mike

At least I know from now on not to bang my head into a wall anymore.

Mike

Ronnie: When I give you flowers, don't ask me if I brought home another girl.
Sammi: I'm just all, I feel all f$&ked up in the head at this point.

If Ron brings another girl home Sammi's gonna flip out cause that will just start another war, but a man has needs, and what is he gonna wait, two months to do it? I don't think so.

Vinny

We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls in the club.

Vinny

Me and Snooks... she was a little mad at me I was a little mad at her, and after a trip to the hospital, we realize that at the end of the day we love each other so... I don't think Nicole and Jionni are meant for each other.

Mike

I think he was jealous I was dancing with that girl. Maybe it was his girlfriend that's probably why.

Pauly D

What's up baby I'll f!#k you up. What's up baby let's do it let's do it let's do it.

Pauly D

It's finally starting to feel like I'm out with single Ronnie. He's got that look in his face like he's gonna creep or whatever.

Pauly D

Mikes home still dealing with his issues and trying to find a way to apologize to the wall I guess.

Ronnie
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike
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