Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 4 Episode 3: "Twinning"

Ronnie: Hey Guys! Deena's making out with the twin right now!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mike: I put the groundwork in with these twins and it looks like I'm gonna have a little threesome tonight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: Twinning!
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: I turn around and see both twins and I'm like holy f@%king smokes!
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Pauly D: I recently said if Ron and Sam get back together, I'll kill myself. When you're thinking suicide in someone else's relationship? That's how bad it is.
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Vinny: Ron and Sam are back together and we have set ourselves back months and months of progress.
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Sammi: Look how romantical that is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: A threesome is not a simple task to accomplish, but then again The Situation does the impossible.
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Pauly D: You wanna try for something, two hot twins in a threesome is worth trying for.
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Vinny: We'll be right here eating popcorn while you guys get it in.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Alright dad I'll call you back after Mike tries to get his booty call on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deena: How do you say easy girl... I'm not that.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Snooki: [toasting] Firenze! Wait. Is Firenze, Florence?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Deena: Deena is on a mission to find a frisking Italian man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I can't read a map because I can't see. Ron can't read a map because you know, Ron's Ron.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm supposed to be wearing glasses but I'm not doing that because I'll look ugly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 2: "Like More Than A Friend"

Ronnie: F--k me in the a$$ with a spiked bat. I'd rather not do that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Mike: Brittany is one of the most DTF chicks I've ever met, and she'll be here in 20 minutes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: This match with the gold glasses and the gold watch ... yeah buddy, fresh from the feet up.
 • Rating: Unrated

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