Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes
What? That doesn't even make sense. I don't think I would've put you in the hospital... the wall put you in the hospital.
Ronnie
I didn't know that s*&t was cement. That s&%t doesn't even have a dent on it.
Mike
Ronnie: You alright?
Mike: I didn't realize that wall was so hard.
Don't leave without me or I'll never talk to you guys again.
Snooki
I was mature by putting stuff on Ron's bed but throwing it out is going a little too far.
Sam
When I see Mike with his neck brace, I'm like oh my God he's got his glasses on like always and the neck brace. You don't wear sunglasses with a neck brace. He looks ridiculous.
Pauly
When I see Mike and his neck brace, I feel like he's doing an insurance claim right now.
JWoww
I have a big heart and if somebody else in the house was hurt, I'd be checking on them you know what I mean, but nobody was really checking on me really that much.
Mike
I didn't even really listen to her apology too much because it is Sam's fault we fought and I just went through a wall. I can't hear that s&$t.
Mike
Jionni: I'm sexually frustrated.
Snooki: Are you? I was until I had fun in the shower then I was like buurrmm bye.
Jionni: [unclear]
Snooki: I want your balls.
What comes to mind when I think about Ron and Sam is like me throwing up.
Pauly D
Now that we know that Mike had no serious problem and it was just like a blow to the head, our house kinda is back to normal, not that it's a good normal, but if it wasn't f%$ked up it wouldn't be our house right?
Vinny
