I like to think people get better as they age.

Sutton

People are like cheese, the longer you leave them in the refrigerator, the more they start to stink.

White

The trials and tribulations of young and vulnerable hearts.

White

Things have a way of working out like they're supposed to.

White

I'm not answering my own questions.

Dwight

All the winners want to hug, and I can't do hugs.

White

You people didn't buy tickets, move on!

White

White: People have done crazier things.
Lt. Rice: Name two.

Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.

That's not the only reason I came by...

Dwight

Paula Ann: You're not playing fair Dwight. I don't want to be cheered up.
Dwight: That's what these songs are for mama.

Whitehead:Ma'am you need to put your hands up. Sir, you need to be nicer.
Dwight: Everybody, have a great day.

Memphis Beat Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White