Dwight: We had the bank flag their accounts
Whitehead: We know where Bonnie and Clyde are.

Something's coming, we just don't know what it is yet.

Dwight

What, like it says on the cards?! That's more idiot talk!

Whitehead

It's fourth and long partner. We're gonna need a hail mary.

Dwight[to Whitehead]

I spent a week at Myrtle Beach once, wish I could forget some of the stuff that happened there...

Davey

You with your blue blood talk.

Dwight [to Whitehead]

We're being careful, not simple.

Davey

As much as I hate public celebrations of my birthday, I appreciate that you cared enough to ignore me.

Dwight

Lt. Rice: Sounds like a feud in full force to me.
Whitehead: Or the worst party I've ever been to.

I guess it pays to specialize even if you're a criminal.

Dwight

Two pitbulls in the front. Yeah, that's gotta be Mrs. Murphy.

Dwight

Lawyer.

Dwight & Whitehead
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Memphis Beat Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White