Modern Family

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Luke: I dunno, mom always tells me what to do.
Phil: Join the club.

Cameron [about him and Gloria]: On paper we should be good friends, one spicy curvy diva.
Mitchell: And Gloria.

Mitchell: I never went to sports games with him.
Cameron: Probably because you call them sports games. Lose the sports.

Mitchell: Tonight is the maginificent Lyrid meteor shower.
Cameron: It's where the planet geek passes through the nerdy way.

Alex: Luke has ADHD.
Luke: No I don't... what is it?
Alex: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I get to the (Luke wanders off) H.

Gloria: And you really didn't know he was gay?
Jay: I must have, right?

I don't think I can get through this without crying. Maybe we should just go on to the cold cuts.

Manny

I'm Columbian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.

Gloria

She's one of my 447 friends. Everyone wants a slice.

Phil

You're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.

Phil

He's the suckiest suck of all time.

Mitchell

Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.

Manny
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Modern Family Season 1 Quotes

Phil: I'm cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face

The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living!

Gloria