Modern Family

Modern Family Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 24: "Baby on Board"

Alex: You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: I think I'm laying on a rock.
Cam: I'm laying next to mine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: There are coyotes out here, and meth addicts!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dylan: Look I know that you're concerned, but I'm designing tshirts now. They're gonna be huge. Also medium and small.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Luke: Are you doing sex?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: Oh I'm sorry are my pinkies up? They do that when I get excited. Down girls.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: I'm basically his beard...pre-beard...stubble.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil [to Alex]: Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell [to Cam]: How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 23: "Tableau Vivant"

Cam: It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: You can't get fired from a favor!
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Alex: This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maxine [to Gloria]: So you're married to Jay, where'd you tie up that seeing eye dog?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: I've been fired, everyone has.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 22: "Disneyland"

Luke: Dad we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you're old in a wheelchair, I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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