Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
You can't get fired from a favor!
Mitchell
This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.
Alex
You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.
Cam
So you're married to Jay, where'd you tie up that seeing eye dog?
Maxine [to Gloria]
I've been fired, everyone has.
Cam
I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.
Phil
Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.
Dad we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you're old in a wheelchair, I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go.
Luke
I remember thinking, I can't save you buddy, but I'm getting off this ride.
Jay
Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!
Claire [to Haley]
I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.
Mitchell
Jay: Tired of walking in those heels?
Gloria: No, tired of having a hot wife?
