Modern Family

Modern Family Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 22: "Disneyland"

Jay: I remember thinking, I can't save you buddy, but I'm getting off this ride.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire [to Haley]: Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: Tired of walking in those heels?
Gloria: No, tired of having a hot wife?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: Is that a leash?
Cam: It's a child safety tether.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire [about Haley]: If she's going to leave the nest, we'd prefer it's not on the back of a motorcycle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay [to Gloria]: Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland? Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I'll be the richest which is good because the ladies love that. And I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"

Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Phil: Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: What do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: I don't like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an H turns into an M!
Jay: Hey when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: We wouldn't be in the air, we'd be in rock n roll heaven!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: How do I say this without sounding like an ass? I'm kind of a legend to these guys.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Phil: I wanted a car like this since I was a kid. I used to image the wind blowing through my perm, blasting some Hall and Oates, maybe horsing around with mister microphone.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cam: Do you have a better idea, you're the one who lost it!
Mitchell: No, you tossed it. You tossed it, lost it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 20: "The Last Walt"

Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: You know what I'll never forget, the time my dad spent an entire day trying to create a special memory for me. Or when a pregnant lady slipped in my vomit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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