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Modern-family

Listen to me, your whole life has led to this moment. All the training, the hours of dedication, there's not a soul alive that can touch you when it comes to shopping and baby you know it. Look at me, be you!

Claire

Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean at what? I said Luke.
Luke: I am looking!

Uh I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a B on my test. I studied, I read stuff, what was the point of all that?

Haley

Ho Ho Hold up a sec!

Phil

You two needed time with your mom, I've already served time with your mom.

Jay [to Claire and Mitchell]

What would Phil Dunphy do?

Kenneth

He's me and it's spectacular!

Phil [about Kenneth]

Do you know what's illegal in Europe? Nothing! You're going to college!

Claire [to Haley]

All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!

Cam

Saying nothing is not lying. It's just letting the truth speak for itself.

Haley

Jay: If you told him the truth he'd thank you later.
Gloria: Like Claire and Mitch, did they thank you?
Jay: Not yet, but it's coming.

Quick, what's my favorite hospital food? Jellooo.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 3 Quotes

Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!

Gloria [screaming]

Cam: You hate her sparkly outfit, don't you?
Mitchell: No I told you it was fine, I just didn't like you wearing a matching one.

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