Modern Family
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Manny: I guess I'm too proud to ask for help.
Jay: Are you kidding? She still cuts your steak.
Fine I'll see you in jail! It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you.
Mitchell [to Cam, Jay, Phil]
I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I've got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring.
Claire
No cops! We can't afford a scandal right now! Claire's running for town council.
Phil
He wasn't armed, he had a Hillary bumper sticker.
Cam
Jay: He wants more wow. What does that even mean?
Manny: It's the Bieberization of America.
It's in a block of ice. I got the idea when I heard a bunch of rich guys talking about their frozen assets. Haha assets.
Luke [about his money]
If you wanna fly I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground, I'm gonna be the one to push you off the cliff.
Phil [to Claire]
Manny, sometimes you can be a little old fashioned. Remember the first time you saw the kids with the backpacks with wheels and you thought they were a little flashy?
Gloria
Manny: I wanna be home-schooled.
Gloria: Really Manny? You want me to learn you English?
Mitchell you are not going to believe this. I'm out with Gloria looking for her dog and I'm wearing an undershirt and I'm screaming STELLA just like in "Street Car"!
Cam
You'll never go broke playing into a rich guy's ego. Write THAT down.
Manny
