Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Quotes
I just wanted to spend my night with some fun gay people. It's not my fault this one decided to be straight!
Claire
I want music and dancing and secondhand smoke!
Claire
Think about it, 14-year-old boy, talks about girls all day long. We have more security on these computers than the Pentagon. What do you think he's doing up there?
Jay
What do you mean she blossomed? Like the puberty?
Gloria
I'm not gay, I'm French.
Julian
When I talk to my old friends from college do we croak or do we bark?
Phil
Are you trying to ruin college for me before it even starts?
Haley [to Phil]
Claire: Alright ladies. Go home, roll up your hair and clap off the lights because this guy, who I just met, is gonna show me a good time.
Mitchell: If he was straight this would be just like high school.
When did you two become such old women?
Claire [to Mitchell and Cam]
I have 3 kids, I've been tired since 2005.
Claire
I don't know about you but I've got about five minutes of fabulous left.
Mitchell
I'll admit it. I'm turned on by powerful women.
Phil Dunphy
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleezza Rice, Serena Williams… Wait a minute.
