Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 4 Quotes
Cam: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. I'm not proud of it.
Mitchell: You're kinda proud of it, you work it into a lot of conversations.
I'm not nervous, I've had hogs bigger than this between my legs!
Phil
If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy, she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it.
Claire [about Alex]
Wake up Delgado, locked box, from Columbia, no more questions, it's obviously a human head.
Luke
I'm just 90% sure he's 100% gay.
Claire
Jay: You're wearing a $10K watch and you haggling over 15 cents?
Guy: You live in this place and you can't let that 15 cents go?
Jay: Fine 35.
Guy: Can you break a 50?
Jay: Get out.
Phil: It's not nerdy, Luke back me up.
Luke: I hope you mean into the garage because I have friend on this street.
Luke take me to mom and move slow, I'm still drunk...ing my coffee, mom!
Haley
Wait so you're telling me this call isn't coming from inside the house?
Phil
Seriously, Gryffindor letting his mom carry his quidditch pole, how Hufflepuff is that?
Phil
We agreed to tell Lily the about her mother together wearing calming earth tones and we agreed to tell her the truth!
Cameron
I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things!
Gloria
