Modern Family
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I know this whole thing is a little scary for you. Last time you were pregnant you kind of did it alone because dad wasn't around much, but this time you have two partners.
Manny [to Gloria]
Claire: It's shaving time, shavy gravy, Shaved by the Bell!
Alex: Why are you talking like dad?
I'm totally pumped. Pumped pumped pumped, Pump up the jam, Pumped up kicks, Pumpedy dumpty, Pumple-stiltskin.
Phil
Also though, it will allow for a little more freestyling in the boudoir if we're not having to worry about adding anymore critters.
Phil
I'm having a baby at 65. You wanna another surprise Gloria? Buy yourself a box of crackerjacks.
Jay
Why don't you call my dad and talk about what a teet-sucking layabout I am?
Cameron
This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.
Alex
Haley: Oh my God, what is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex: Isn't there a fraternity you need to pass out in?
Haley going to college in a miracle, Lily going to kindergarten is the law.
Claire
What if this baby doesn't think things through, it's part Jay!
Manny
Do you see what's going on out there? People are walking around judging each other.
Haley
I wrapped my son with one hand while driving a stick. I know how to keep my kid safe.
Gloria