Gibbs: Bad idea.
Jimmy: That was hurtful.

Whatever you think of us, we still think of you as family.

McGee [to Ziva]

As one ass-kicking demon to another, I really appreciate your work.

Torres [to Ziva]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Gibbs; Well, your friend played your ass.

Colton

You want a deal. Talk. You get to live. That's your deal.

Gibbs [to Freydano]

That went well.

Jack

Jimmy: Kasie is afraid of leprechauns.
Kasie: More like a healthy distrust.
Gibbs: Yeah, me too.
Kasie: You really get me.

The old gnome to the dome.

Kasie

McGee: You are so good at this.
Jack: Thank you. I try.

Bishop: I'm just here talking to Jack.
Jack: You should try it some time ... or not.

Everybody knows you and Gibbs have a thing.

Torres [to Jack]

Who would like to hop on the apology train? Anyone?

Jack

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?