NCIS
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Ziva, look at me. You're ready.
Gibbs
Phineas [to Gibbs]: Rule 9: Always carry a knife. Just like you taught me.
Tell [Bishop] how you feel, you wuss.
Ziva [to Torres]
Don't make us come looking.
Gibbs [to Ziva]
I don't know how to do anything else.
Murphy [to Jack]
Hey, did I mention [Murphy] blew up her ex-boyfriend?
Torres
You didn't you to think of me like that, did you?
Palmer [to Gibbs]
Waste makes me angry and stupid waste makes me stupid angry.
Kasie
Palmer: Did I mention I got 14 minutes of sleep last night?
Torres: Twice.
Which bottom line kept you traveling around the parking lot twice?
Vance [to Geary]
What kind of magic do you think I do down here?
Kasie [to Bishop]
Torres: I hate math.
McGee: But you love kicking down doors.