Ziva, look at me. You're ready.

Gibbs

Phineas [to Gibbs]: Rule 9: Always carry a knife. Just like you taught me.

Tell [Bishop] how you feel, you wuss.

Ziva [to Torres]

Don't make us come looking.

Gibbs [to Ziva]

I don't know how to do anything else.

Murphy [to Jack]

Hey, did I mention [Murphy] blew up her ex-boyfriend?

Torres

You didn't you to think of me like that, did you?

Palmer [to Gibbs]

Waste makes me angry and stupid waste makes me stupid angry.

Kasie

Palmer: Did I mention I got 14 minutes of sleep last night?
Torres: Twice.

Which bottom line kept you traveling around the parking lot twice?

Vance [to Geary]

What kind of magic do you think I do down here?

Kasie [to Bishop]

Torres: I hate math.
McGee: But you love kicking down doors.

NCIS Quotes

Tony: (on the phone) Hey Probie, what I am looking at?
Vance: A career in the fast food industry.
Tony: Director Vance. How are you, sir?

Vance: So, what are you gonna tell her? (Gibbs turns to face him) Lee a hero or a villain?
Gibbs: Both.