You want a deal. Talk. You get to live. That's your deal.

Gibbs [to Freydano]

That went well.

Jack

Jimmy: Kasie is afraid of leprechauns.
Kasie: More like a healthy distrust.
Gibbs: Yeah, me too.
Kasie: You really get me.

The old gnome to the dome.

Kasie

McGee: You are so good at this.
Jack: Thank you. I try.

Bishop: I'm just here talking to Jack.
Jack: You should try it some time ... or not.

Everybody knows you and Gibbs have a thing.

Torres [to Jack]

Who would like to hop on the apology train? Anyone?

Jack

Gibbs: A friend helped me realize something.
Barney: What? That life is beautiful?
Gibbs: No. That I deserved to exist.

Gibbs: You see that guy over there [Palmer]?
Nowitski: Harry Potter?
McGee: We call him The Chosen One.

Does this make Gibbs an influencer?

Bishop

Much as I love getting bossed around by field agents on a daily basis, bossing them around is even better.

Keller

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?