NCIS
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Gibbs: Hey! You got something to say?
Bishop: Not in a million years.
Tony: Actually, I just want you to know I understand completely. I do. There's nothing more enticing than forbidden fruit. Especially the kind you can spoon with.
And the hair slowly went up on Agent Quinn's neck!
Quinn [meeting Abby]
You're under arrest sweetheart.
Bishop
Abby: So I can date him?
McGee: Absolutely not. You don't know a thing about this guy. Aside from this totally comprehensive background check.
Anytime you need a safe, secluded space for gossip, autopsy’s all yours. It’s… really lonely down here.
Palmer
So, are these two women (who supposed hate one another) conspiring to cover up the truth?
Ducky
Oh, hi, Popeye!
Dr. Grace [to Gibbs]
Rivera: I have freed the devil's men. And they hate you as much as I do. Sooner or later, they will strike.
Gibbs: The only one who escaped was Lateef Mir. That's him. They let you watch TV in here? You should turn on the news tonight. You'll see his picture. Your picture. It'll be great.
Abby: I've had problems with visitors, so he [McGee] was just being overprotective.
Neisler: Protective of what, your butt? He couldn't stop checking it out when your back was turned.
Abby: Really?
Neisler: But I can see why you'd want to keep things casual.
Abby: Why is that?
Neisler: What if he's 'the one'? You're obviously married to your work, it's too soon to meet 'the one'.
Abby: We're done. (To Gibbs) Gibbs, can you make him go away, please?
This was no boating accident.
Tony
Don’t ever follow me again.
Gibbs
Everybody I never wanted to see again, all in one room.
Neil Sherwood [on the high school reunion]
