NCIS
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Director, what is going on?
McGee [to Vance]
Bishop: How long did it take you to figure him out?
Tony: Gibbs? Any day now. You'll pick up a few cues here and there, but don't expect an answer key.
Tony: You must have had a rough childhood. Normally I would take great pleasure in breaking a clown like you down nice and slow. But considering that you conspired with a terrorist and you are responsible for the torture and murder of a United States Marine, I'm a little pissed off and pressed for time.
Ashmore: Hey good cop. You wanna step in here?
McGee: You're on your own.
Emily [regarding having a boyfriend]: And how old you need to be?
Fornell: A year older than you are, and every year it goes up by one!
McGee: I see that victim sensitivity training really paid off.
Tony: I think somebody's been spending a little too much time watching Bette Midler movies. Delilah have you sit down and watch "Beaches" again?
McGee: Leave her out of it.
Bishop: Okay. Which costume do you like better for me and Jake? Popeye and Olive Oil or the old farming couple from American Gothic?
Tony: Neither. Bishop this is a chance for you to be whoever you want for one night. Why don't you get crazy; step out of your preppy librarian "hot for teacher" comfort zone?
Bishop: Hey.
McGee: What are your other ideas?
Bishop: I don't want to say.
Tony: Romeo and Juliet.
McGee: Cinderella and Prince Charming.
Tony: Anthony and Cleopatra
McGee: Bonnie and Clyde
Tony: How close are we?
Bishop: You disappeared, Gibbs, without a word.
Gibbs: Sometimes there's nothing left to be said
Bishop: Well, family first. Not to mention your brave suggestion. He might just be too close.
Tony: Are you mocking me?
Bishop: Well, he obviously took it to heart.
Tony: Okay. Number one - that's adorable. And number two - Gibbs would never bail on a case much less a Sergei case much much less at my suggestion.
McGee: Unless he had a plan.
Bishop: What's Honor Corps?
Phelps: It's a group of students who police sub-standard cadets, break a rule or bring squad performance down - they pay you a visit.
Bishop: Look Travis - I'm sorry for what happened to you but I'm wondering what happened to Christine.
Phelps: They disciplined her. Every night for a month before she died, they broke her.
Kasie: If I didn't know better, I'd say your computer is trying to connect to some sort of remote virus.
McGee: That's because it is, one trying to take down the Department of Defense.
Kasie: Really? And how do you know that?
McGee: Because I wrote it.
Rebecca: I bottomed out. About a year ago. A friend got me into the program and it saved my life. And now I'm at the part where you make amends. Which in your case starts with "I'm sorry".
Gibbs: Ancient history.
Rebecca: You walked in on me in bed with another man. I don't think there's a statute of limitations. I can't imagine what that must have been like. I am so sorry, J.
Gibbs: Okay.
Rebecca: Okay?
Gibbs: Yeah. Okay. That's why I always liked you. A man of few words but always the right ones.
Tony: Well hey there Speedy Gonzales huh? You almost killed Marlon from accounting.
Ziva: I'm sorry Tony. I'm still getting used to how this thing drives.
Tony: The world is still getting used to how you drive.
