Jesse: We got here a day early for the retirement party and Kasie put us on decorating duty.
Jane: Well, she's hard to say no to.
Torres: Yeah, tell us about it.

Torres: You know, this is the third time Kasie has sent us out for a supply run.
Jessica: Yeah. She either needs to stop throwing parties, or we have to stop being gophers.

Kasie: Did you tell Ducky?
Parker: No. I said nothing.

I'll speak to my team and let them know everything.

Torres

Gunman: Tell us the password.
Gracie: No.

I have contractors in the bathroom.

Knight

Vance: What about Parker. Do we actually know where he is right now?
Torres: No, sir. He's been sticking to the game plan.

Vance: This is a very dangerous game you are playing and that's the last time I'm going to bend the truth to save your asses.
McGee: We can explain.
Vance: Save it. I appreciate you wanting to help Parker as much as I do, but deliberately poking the FBI hornet's nest is no way to do it.
Knight: It's crazy to think that Sweeney might actually listen to reason.
McGee: And give us more time.

Jane: Hey guys!
Knight: Special Agent Tennant, Ernie...
Torres: Oh, hey.
Jane: Lucky us, you're still here.
Ernie: Hawaiians in the building!

Knight: Jimmy and I have been doing just that for the past two days.
Torres: Mhm. Just that?

McGee: Why didn't you tell Delilah you were going on a cruise?
Judy: I did, well, I thought I did.

Delilah: You didn't tell us you were engaged.
Judy: It was only for six months. We split up last month, so I didn't see the need in telling you.

NCIS Quotes

Tony: (on the phone) Hey Probie, what I am looking at?
Vance: A career in the fast food industry.
Tony: Director Vance. How are you, sir?

Vance: So, what are you gonna tell her? (Gibbs turns to face him) Lee a hero or a villain?
Gibbs: Both.