Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.


Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

You know they say the punishment's supposed to fit the crime, but this community service gig is like the ninth circle of hell.


So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing.


If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her nonstop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.


Wren: My family has issues too.
Spencer: Oh really, like what? Did someone spread their butter with a steak knife?

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?


Ella: Second guessing her every move is starting feel a little extreme.
Byron: No, dating your English teacher is extreme.

I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!


Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.


Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.


Pretty Little Liars Season 2 Quotes

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

Aria [on giant coffee mug]

Hanna: If it needs a tent, it's a circus.
Ashley: Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.
Hanna: I had to pee.
Ashley: For three hours?