Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

Aria (on Noel)

Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

Spencer: We're not even standing that close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?

I may have broken my left arm, but my right arm is fine.

Toby (to Wren)

Life isn't always romantic. Sometimes, it's realistic.


Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Mona (to Spencer)

God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?


Laugh now, but I'll be sending you a hand-written "thank you" note for letting me interrupt your conversation.


That was my Nana's couch.


Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.


Pretty Little Liars Season 2 Quotes

That's a very pretty dress. But you should know it gives you back fat.

Caleb [to Kate]

Wren: My family has issues too.
Spencer: Oh really, like what? Did someone spread their butter with a steak knife?