Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

Aria (on Noel)

Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

Spencer: We're not even standing that close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know that you had a cheeseburger for lunch?

I may have broken my left arm, but my right arm is fine.

Toby (to Wren)

Life isn't always romantic. Sometimes, it's realistic.

Ezra

Emily: You're lucky I don't take that stick...
Jenna: Careful, Emily!

You're like smart-smart. I always thought you were just book-smart.

Mona (to Spencer)

God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?

Hanna

Laugh now, but I'll be sending you a hand-written "thank you" note for letting me interrupt your conversation.

Holden

That was my Nana's couch.

Spencer

Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.

Hanna

Pretty Little Liars Season 2 Quotes

Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

Spencer

Watch out. I might go for the daughter upgrade.

Ella