Scrubs

Scrubs Quotes (Page 7)

Season 9 Episode 1: "Our First Day of School"

J.D.: Hey Todd, will do you do me a favor and sit on this?
The Todd: Dude or chick? Wait, don't tell me. I'm fine either way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cox: What's your name?
Drew: Drew.
Dr. Cox: I'm taking an interest in you.
Drew: Was that good for me?
Denise: You know I don't care. Now grab me like a man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Turk: Is that what you're wearing to teach?
J.D.: I'll have you know this is the very jacket Michelle Pfeiffer wore in Dangerous Minds.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Denise: If you're gonna kill yourself, and I'm looking at you sad eyes, do it off campus, it's a ton of paperwork.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cox: You're not medical students. You are all murders and assassins sent here to kill my patients.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cole: After class, you want to go somewhere and get weird?
Lucy: I think you skipped a few steps.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Denise [to Lucy]: Don't smell people, it's weird.
 • Rating: Unrated

J.D. [to Elliot's belly]: Thank you so much for making mommies boobs so big, they're almost juggs.
 • Rating: Unrated

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