Seinfeld Season 3 Quotes
You'd better not screw up again, Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pit-bull on a poodle.
Mr. Bookman
I don't understand lunch. I don't know anything about lunch.
George
Elaine: Jerry, do you know what they do to dogs at the pound? They keep them for a week and then if no one claims them, they kill 'em.
Jerry: Really? How late are they open?
Prognosis Negative!
George
One more day Farfle and you are pound bound!
Jerry
Lemon Lift
George
Great. Two hundred seats on a plane, and I gotta get stuck next to Yukon Jack and his dog, Kujo!
Jerry
Gavin: Do you have any pets?Jerry: Just a next-door neighbor.
Jerry: What'd we say that was so bad?Elaine: I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit.Jerry: I said I was surprised no one killed her yet.
This is not Seinfeld you're dealing with! When I'm through with you you'll be begging to go to the pound!
Elaine
Jerry: You got together with George?Elaine: I wanted to talk about how we had nothing to talk about.
Jerry: You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend until after they stop seeing them.
Kramer: I tell you.
Jerry: You. I'm talking about people.
