Principal: Are you not going to do the GED?
Debbie: What job can I get without it?
Principal: Sex worker.

• Permalink: Sex worker.
• Rating: Unrated

Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?

Kevin

• Permalink: Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?
• Rating: Unrated

Veronica: Don't you think you should have asked me before giving out free drinks?
Kevin: Well, it's not like you or Svetlana consulted with me about the van.

• Permalink: Well, it's not like you or Svetlana consulted with me about the van.
• Rating: Unrated

This house has been weird recently.

Ian

• Permalink: This house has been weird recently.
• Rating: Unrated

Fuck you, Frank!

Ian

• Permalink: Fuck you, Frank!
• Rating: Unrated

Monica: Frank, it's me baby.
Frank: Great.

• Permalink: Back!
• Rating: Unrated

Monica: At least turn around and look at me.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.

• Permalink: Go and fuck yourself.
• Rating: Unrated

Monica: Do you wanna talk for a minute?
Fiona: Nope.

• Permalink: talk?
• Rating: Unrated

Deb, oh my God. You're a woman.

Monica

• Permalink: Deb, oh my God. You're a woman.
• Rating: Unrated

I'm a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you've done to us. Why are you even here?

Debbie

• Permalink: I'm a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you've done to us. Why are you even here?
• Rating: Unrated

Liam: Who are you?
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm mom.

• Permalink: I'm Monica. I'm mom.
• Rating: Unrated

Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.

Monica

• Permalink: Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.
• Rating: Unrated