Shameless
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If you want to piss away every single chance that comes your way, that's your problem, but don't drag me into it.
Fiona
Liam: I'm doing CPT.
Fiona: CPT?
Liam: Coloured people time.
Waitress: Your boy is in bad shape.
Sierra: He's not my boy.
As long as it's under a dollar, they don't care what we charge them.
Debbie
This place is a shit hole.
Etta
Ian: No, you gotta... it's the other-
Mickey: Do I tell you about EMT shit? Leave the god damn stealing to the experts.
Fiona: Get out of my kitchen!
Lip: My sentiments exactly.
Frank: All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.
Fiona: You were too high to pull out.
Fiona: What can you give me for $500 or less?
Funeral Director: A cardboard refrigerator box and a gallon of gasoline in our parking lot out back.
Fiona: I'll take that one.
Funeral Director: No love lost, huh?
Fiona: It was an eventful childhood.
Debbie: What the hell is going on, Frank?
Frank: Your mother told me she had something valuable for you kids, but that it might be dangerous to retrieve it.
Carl: How dangerous?
Debbie: On a scale of one to ten?
Frank: Said the DEA could be involved.
Veronica: So, no more Tinder?
Fiona: No, V. I'm done with it. No more pointless sex bent over a dirty sink in a club bathroom, scraping my ass on a rusty ally dumpster with my underwear scraped around my ankles.
Frank: It came out great, Carl.
Ian: Where the hell have you been?
Frank: Smoked up all my meth, got over your mother and now I'm a new man.
