Shameless
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I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.
Frank [to lady in body cast]
Here's the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L'Chiam!
Frank
Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?
Veronica
That's the problem, there should only be two testicles invited to this party.
Doctor
Is that like a sibling brother? Or like a black guy brother.
Lip
Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.
Veronica
Brush your teeth, I wanna play.
Fiona
Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.
Karen
Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.
That is a paper mache pile of shit.
Teacher
Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.
Ian
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank