Shameless
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Come out, come out wherever you are! It looks like a gummi worm.
Sheila
I know I haven't been the most exemplary father for the past three, alright 15 years, but from now on we're gonna be a family again. (Looks at Mormon foster child) What the hell is that?!?
Frank
Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.
Deb
Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I'd say it to the gay bartender?
Steve
Bartender: Like you in the sack, make it quick.
Frank: It wasn't quick, I was just busy that day.
Do come in. Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It's medicinal.
Mrs. Lishman
Frank, I certainly hope you're not pooping in there. It's a closet.
Sheila
I was raised like a pack of wolves, just like you were, except my wolves went to Harvard.
Steve [to Deb]
If you will do this for me, I will dress up anyway you want, no safety word.
Frank
Well you know how Dad's a total fucking asshole? It turns out he's the good one.
Lip
Heyy, look at you baby Jonah, you're hung like a bear!
Kev
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank
