Shameless
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Liam: Dorm!
Lip: Good and what's in a dorm?
Liam: Hipsters.
The social worker can bite my ballbag.
Frank
Are you retarded now? I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.
Carl
Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's coke out for her 3-year-old brother to eat. Half a gram in his system, yeah you can win!
Lip [to Fiona]
Yes it's about me! Because it's never about me and I'm finally making it about me!
Fiona
What do you care? You just wanna make nicey nice with daddy. Get the fuck out of my house!
Lip [to Sammi]
Fiona: Debs just do me this one favor please.
Debbie: I'm not the one who left the cocaine out.
Nix that one. My thrill drill is out of juice.
Frank
Sammi: Here's your oxys and your perkies.
Frank: Just like mom used to make.
My winter boots don't fit. All I can get on are fuck me pumps and tennis shoes.
Fiona
I'm done living the way other people want me to live.
Ian
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank
