Shameless
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I hate myself for a number of reasons right now and I'm not going to add being a snitch to the list.
Fiona
They're all growing up. What did you expect? You need to figure out your own needs.
V [to Fiona]
I try to make it a point of not banging my roommate's girlfriend.
Lip
Frank: Take me to The Alibi.
Sammi: The bar.
Frank: I've always been comfortable there.
Mickey: You are the worst f**king pimp I've ever seen.
Kev: Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?
Carl: How can you tell when you're in love with someone?
Debbie: When you wanna rip out someone's heart and stomp on it until it's soup.
Hey Mike if you give me another chance, I promise not to screw your brother or commit a felony!
Fiona
I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.
Lip
Debbie: Why do guys care so much about sex?
Carl: Because it feels awesome.
Debbie: How would you know?
Carl: If my hand's anything like the real thing, it's off the chain.
All I do is look for my family. I'm getting all of you ankle monitors.
Debbie
What if she's pulling a Frank?
Lip [about Fiona]
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank
