Shameless
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Liam: Who are you?
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm mom.
Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.
Monica
If you want to piss away every single chance that comes your way, that's your problem, but don't drag me into it.
Fiona
Liam: I'm doing CPT.
Fiona: CPT?
Liam: Coloured people time.
Waitress: Your boy is in bad shape.
Sierra: He's not my boy.
As long as it's under a dollar, they don't care what we charge them.
Debbie
This place is a shit hole.
Etta
Ian: No, you gotta... it's the other-
Mickey: Do I tell you about EMT shit? Leave the god damn stealing to the experts.
Fiona: Get out of my kitchen!
Lip: My sentiments exactly.
Frank: All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.
Fiona: You were too high to pull out.
This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.
Frank
Funeral Director: Have you had a chance to consider what sort of arrangements you'd like to make for your loved one?
Fiona: Yeah, how do we get her into the ground as soon as possible?