Shameless
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Lip [To Ian]: Hey, you, uh, get rid of the dude with the lady parts?
Trevor: Wow, Trevor.
Principal: Are you not going to do the GED?
Debbie: What job can I get without it?
Principal: Sex worker.
Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?
Kevin
Sierra: I'll see you tomorrow.
Lip: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be waking up next to you.
Veronica: Don't you think you should have asked me before giving out free drinks?
Kevin: Well, it's not like you or Svetlana consulted with me about the van.
This house has been weird recently.
Ian
Fuck you, Frank!
Ian
Monica: Frank, it's me baby.
Frank: Great.
Monica: At least turn around and look at me.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.
Monica: Do you wanna talk for a minute?
Fiona: Nope.
Deb, oh my God. You're a woman.
Monica
I'm a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you've done to us. Why are you even here?
Debbie