Shameless

Shameless Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 10: "Nana Gallagher Had an Affair"

Karen: I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Two lesbians at home and the promise of cash? Maybe your luck has changed Frank.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bob [to Frank]: You wish you had a d**k as big as mine!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bob: Do we have a problem, PHILIP?
Lip: I don't know, BOB, let's see. You're camped out at my house, you're f**king my mother, and you're talking about stealing my baby brother. Why would we have a problem?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "But at Last Came a Knock"

Kevin: Are you gonna put those in my ass? Because I'm not even gonna feel that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lawyer: If memory serves, she was a Summa Cum Laude c**t.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kev: Heyy, look at you baby Jonah, you're hung like a bear!
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Lip: Well you know how Dad's a total f**king asshole? It turns out he's the good one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: If you will do this for me, I will dress up anyway you want, no safety word.
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Steve [to Deb]: I was raised like a pack of wolves, just like you were, except my wolves went to Harvard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: Frank, I certainly hope you're not pooping in there. It's a closet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Lishman: Do come in. Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It's medicinal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bartender: Like you in the sack, make it quick.
Frank: It wasn't quick, I was just busy that day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I'd say it to the gay bartender?
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Deb: Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 8: "It's Time To Kill The Turtle"

Frank: I know I haven't been the most exemplary father for the past three, alright 15 years, but from now on we're gonna be a family again. (Looks at Mormon foster child) What the hell is that?!?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: Come out, come out wherever you are! It looks like a gummi worm.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Frank: No. No way. I can't handle anything in my ass without alcohol.
 • Rating: Unrated

Professor: The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: I haven't had a drink for two days...well granted I was unconscious.
 • Rating: Unrated

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