Shameless Season 1 Quotes
I've never seen you put on deodorant before.Carl [to Frank]
Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore.Lip
Eat my ass!!!Debbie [playing video game]
Snob Mob: It must be nice not to own a house and have to worry about this stuff.
Fiona: Yeah, it gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods.
Wanna see me make a Mangina?Steve
Not only did you lie to me about the PCP, you fucked my brother. What's next? You're gonna take up with a black lady man? Oh I forgot that already happened.Frank [to Monica]
I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years, it's like swallowing glass everyday.Monica
Whores don't get cars!!Eddie
I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.Karen
Two lesbians at home and the promise of cash? Maybe your luck has changed Frank.Kevin
You wish you had a dick as big as mine!Bob [to Frank]
Bob: Do we have a problem, PHILIP?
Lip: I don't know, BOB, let's see. You're camped out at my house, you're fucking my mother, and you're talking about stealing my baby brother. Why would we have a problem?