Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 1 Quotes
Come out, come out wherever you are! It looks like a gummi worm.
Sheila
No. No way. I can't handle anything in my ass without alcohol.
Frank
The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard.
Professor
I haven't had a drink for two days...well granted I was unconscious.
Frank
Well you're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude... nevermind two....
Frank
Fiona: Fuck you.
Steve: I love you, too.
Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.
Thug
He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
Frank
Well he may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point.
Veronica
Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?
Neighbor
You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.
Steve
You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.
Debbie
