Shameless

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Come out, come out wherever you are! It looks like a gummi worm.

Sheila

No. No way. I can't handle anything in my ass without alcohol.

Frank

The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard.

Professor

I haven't had a drink for two days...well granted I was unconscious.

Frank

Well you're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude... nevermind two....

Frank

Fiona: Fuck you.
Steve: I love you, too.

Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.

Thug

He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.

Frank

Well he may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point.

Veronica

Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?

Neighbor

You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.

Steve

You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.

Debbie
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Shameless Season 1 Quotes

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank