Shameless

Shameless Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 5: "Three Boys"

Frank [to lady in body cast]: I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "Casey Casden"

Fiona: I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fiona: Debbie stole a baby; we have to figure out how to return it.
Lip: Why?
Fiona: It's Debbie.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila's husband: That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 3: "Aunt Ginger"

Frank: She was born with a large clitoris!
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Fake Aunt Ginger: I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Veronica: I saw how you looked at Steve like a d-o-g in heat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Veronica: Holy s**t, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 2: "Frank the Plank"

Frank: Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
 • Rating: Unrated

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