Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.

Mr. Garrison

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Cartman: I love you guys.
[A long pause as Stan and Kyle stare at Cartman]
Cartman: Ah, screw you guys.

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Phase 1 = Collect underpants
Phase 2 =
Phase 3 = Profit

Gnome

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I will do the German dance for you, it's fun and gay and tra-la-la. I hope you will enjoy my dance, fiddle-ey-aye, fiddle-ey-aye. Would you like some sauerkraut, German boy, German boy? Yes, I'd like some sauerkraut, boy I'm hungry!

Cartman

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You can't just buy people Mr. Potter. You know what you are? You're a little bitch. That's right, you're a bitch and I'll bet you'd like to suck it, wouldn't you?

Jimmy Stewart

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Kenny: (muffled) Oh my god! They killed Cartman!
Kyle: No, we didn't kill him; he's still breathing!

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Are you telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate, and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?

Cartman [about Catcher in the Rye]

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My father died in a stamp collecting accident.

Broken-hearted man

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Killer-weak-sweet.

Cartman

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Inception Guy #1: Is this the dream, or the dream within the dream?
Inception Guy #2: It doesn't matter! Just keep shooting!

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Stan: Oh my god! Kenny... killed... Death...
Kyle: You... bastard?

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Mr. Mackey: What do you love most?
Mr. Garrison: Besides teaching?
Mr. Mackey: Yes
Mr. Garrison: Poon tang
Mr. Mackey: Mmkay.
Mr. Garrison: I can't help it. I'm a womanizer sometimes I know but I just think that bringing a woman home and getting some hot poon is about the greatest thing in the world.
Mr. Mackey: Well that settles it Mr. Garrison, what you need to do is go write a great romance novel!

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