Popular South Park Quotes

Oh yeah! And don't forget last year at summer camp you got raped by a shark! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha

Mimsy

Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you guys just make YOUR cars cleaner, and nicer, and try to be better to YOUR customers so that you can compete with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?

Mimsy

I AMMM Lorde. LAWDY LAWDY LORDE.

Randy

Sometimes you gotta go forward by going backward. Are we driving cars or are cars driving us?

Matthew McConaughey

We HATE camp, Mimsey. The singing. The competitions, Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks.

Nathan

It’s like - it’s like a yeti.

Cartman [on Craig’s mom’s bush]

Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.

Cartman

Soon Canada will be advanced as Michigan!

That’s just nature, right, like rabbits and fish and shit.

Just because I make a good living with my music doesn’t mean you can just blow it all on Canadough.

At one point Kenny even polymorphed the guy into a blue frog...it was total carnage.

Cartman

Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.

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(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

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