South Park "Crack Baby Athletic Association" Quotes
Cartman: Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Screw you sir, I'm going home.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Cartman: Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sarah McLachlan: My name is Sarah McLachlan and I was famous for two months.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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