Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.

Cartman

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Screw you sir, I'm going home.

Cartman

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I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.

Cartman

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Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?

Cartman

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Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.

Cartman

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My name is Sarah McLachlan and I was famous for two months.

Sarah McLachlan

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• Added: May 25, 2011