South Park

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Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.

Cartman

Screw you sir, I'm going home.

Cartman

I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.

Cartman

Do you believe your child is male or female or too hideously deformed to tell?

Cartman

Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.

Cartman

My name is Sarah McLachlan and I was famous for two months.

Sarah McLachlan
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South Park Season 15 Episode 5 Quotes

Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.

Cartman

My name is Sarah McLachlan and I was famous for two months.

Sarah McLachlan