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I don't make up the rules. I just think them up and write them down.

Cartman
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South Park Season 15 Episode 5 Quotes

Somebody's gotta eat all that bacon, Kyle... might as well be us. Welcome to the firm.

Cartman

My name is Sarah McLachlan and I was famous for two months.

Sarah McLachlan
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