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Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least get lubed up before you f**k me. Or at at least a little courtesy lick. How about a little courtesy lick next time you try to f**k me?

Cartman

It does email and web browsing and shits in Kyle's mouth? This is the greatest thing ever invented.

Cartman

Can at least pull over here and get some dinner? Because I at least like to be wined and dined before I get f**ked.

Cartman

Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

Cartman

Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

Cartman
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