South Park

South Park "Rainforest Schmainforest" Quotes

The GGWK Choir: Getting Gay With Kids is here!
 • Rating: Unrated

Guide: Don't worry. The snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.
(Snake hisses and wraps itself around the Guide)
Cartman: (sarcastically) Oh yeah. The snake's really afraid of us.
(Snake swallows the Guide whole)
Miss Stevens: Is he dead?
(Guide's skeleton exits the snake)
Kyle: I would say yes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Militant Group Leader: We're not getting gay with any kids, okay?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(the new and improved Getting Gay With Kids song)
You only fight these causes, because caring sells,
all you activists can go f(beep)k yourselves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Mackey: Did you just flip me off?
Craig: No!
Mr. Mackey: Yes you did, you just flipped me the bird.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: (upon passing out from hunger) ...Need...food.
Construction worker: Get this child some food, quick!
Cartman: Chicken wings.
 • Rating: Unrated

(when Kelly says Kenny's name wrong)
Kenny: (muffled) My name is Kenny Kenny no Kenny.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: So,are you going to see your girlfriend again?
Kenny: No, dude seriously.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ms. Stevens: I F(bleep)G HATE THE RAINFOREST!
 • Rating: Unrated

(After Kenny has been struck by lightning)
Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Stan: You bastards!
Kelley: Who!? Who killed him!?
Kyle: They...uh, they did.
Kelly: Who's they!?
Stan: ..They're bastards...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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