South Park

South Park "Towelie" Quotes

Tynacorp Official: Towelie was there for months while they tried to copy his TNA.
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(Kenny falls into the lava stuff)
Kyle: Oh my god! Our Gamesphere!
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Towelie: Do you wanna get high?
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Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel.
Stan: What?
Towelie: When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold. That's why Towelie says, don't forget to bring a towel!
Stan: Okay!
Kyle: Thanks Towelie.
Towelie: You wanna get high?
Kyle: No.
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Towelie: That's it! That's the theme to Funky Town.
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Towelie: That's my last J asshole!
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Towelie: Wanna get high?
Stan: No! We don't wanna get high!
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Cartman: (to Mrs. Marsh) You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy!
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Tynacorp Leader: You see kids, the Army hasn't been telling the truth.
Kyle: Dude, we don't care.
Tynacorp Leader: They wanted to turn these towels into human killers.
Kyle: DUDE, WE DON'T CARE! We just want our Okama Gamesphere.
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Sharon: Okay, boys, that's it. You have to go now.
Stan: No no, it's okay, Mom. We, we can't go to baseball practice 'cause Kyle has cancer.
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