South Park

South Park Season 4 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 14: "Pip"

Ms. Havisham: I sometimes have sick fancies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Estella: Stop dreaming about me you slow-witted rectal belch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joe: Pip, a young gentleman of great expectations!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Pocket: And the story ends Pip, with me suggesting that one should never pull out their wee-wee and check it for scabs whilst at the dinner table.
 • Rating: Unrated

Estella: It's the way it goes sometimes Pip. He's 17 and has a car.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pip: If Ms. Havisham is determined to do this to others, let's go KICK HER ASS!
 • Rating: Unrated

Broken-hearted man: My father died in a stamp collecting accident.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Pocket: Oh I'm so glad everything has worked out. Where are all my little bunnies that you borrowed then Pip?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 13: "Helen Keller! The Musical"

Timmy: GOB-BLES!
 • Rating: Unrated

Producer: What the hell is that?
Cartman: Thats Gobbles. The physically challenged turkey.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Where's Gobbles?
Cartman: I don't know.
(Stan and Kyle look at him doubtfully)
Cartman: I DON'T KNOW! I might have tried to have Gobbles crushed by a stage light but that's it, I'm not an asshole.
 • Rating: Unrated

Actor: (singing) Why not use a trick we actors use, cover your eyes and ears to see what it would be like to be blind and deaf. See what plays inside your mind.
(Cartman does so and it is followed by a montage of horrific scenes, the holocaust, someone on fire, grizzly operations, a dead rat being eaten by another rat, etc.)
Cartman: (takes off blindfold and ear muffs) WHOA!
Actor: Anything useful?
Cartman: No, just the stuff i usually see when I close my eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Kyle, why do you do these things to me?
Kyle: I didn't do anything to you; Timmy saw the turkey and wanted to get it, what did you want me to say to him?
Cartman: You say: "NO TIMMY, YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT TURKEY! BAD TIMMY!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(When Cartman is told to kill Gobbles)
Cartman: I can't dude, Timmy has a boner for it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Mackey: Every year the fourth graders do "The Miracle Worker", and every year we have to sit and watch it.
Principal Victoria: Yeah, I swore that if I had to see it one more time I'd put a bullet in my head. But luckily, I got really stoned before I came.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 12: "Trapper Keeper"

(Kyle sneaks into the Cartman-Trapper Keeper monster to shut it down)
Cartman: (Sounding like HAL from 2001) What are you doing, Kyle?
Kyle: I have to shut down your CPU!
Cartman: (Like HAL) I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Kyle.
Kyle: Well, screw you, fat ass!
Cartman: (normal voice) Screw you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Filmore: If I'm elected class president, I will call for better chairs. And, on Fridays, I'll add two minutes to nap time.
Garrison: Very enthralling. Ok, Ike. How about you?
Ike: Cookie Monster! Ice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: (singing) I don't want to wait, for my trapper keeper to be over!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Cop: Oh my God, now there's two!
Stan: No, I think the other one is Rosie O'Donnell.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Dammit! I thought 4th grade was going to be different.
 • Rating: Unrated

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