Michael: Why do I need to explain everything?
Pam: Because we're usually not on the same page.

Have you tried making everything smaller?

Creed

Pam: Maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.

This chord has Creed written all over it.

Michael

Just 'cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast.

Kevin

Michael: I've got a big box, Yes, I do! I've got a big box, How 'bout you?
Erin: I've got a big box, Yes, I do! I've got a big box,How 'bout you?
Oscar: I think you don't know what you're saying.

You've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, you're not alone.

Jim

Talk about vacation daaaays!

Meredith

[to Phyllis and Bob] Get a room, Santas!

Michael

Oh man! I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, Brazil nuts, pecans, almonds ... clams, snails ...

Dwight

Jim: Wait. We haven't gone under. We've been sold. That could mean many different things.
Michael: It's hard for me to imagine a scenario in which Meredith Palmer keeps her job and David Wallace does not. No offense Meredith.
Meredith: No, I get it.

You know what? Christmas isn't about Santa. Or Jesus. It's about the workplace. All of you feel like my family. Ryan, you are my son. Pam, you are my wife. Jim ... Angela and Phyllis, you are my grandmas. Stanley, you are ... our mailman. I can't help but look at your wonderful beautiful faces and wonder, how they could do this to us!

Michael
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