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He remembers Toby, the most forgettable man in the known world.

Dwight

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights.

Dwight

Oscar: Please don't say anything offensive.
Kevin: Got that bimbo?
Erin: Got it bimbo.

My wife got to the tv first. I had to sit through damn Rizzoli and damn Isles.

Stanley

Darryl: Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?
Kevin: A little bit. Yeah. Right guys? Back me up.

Erin: Angela had the baby?
Kevin: Is it black? Because that would be hilarious.

I can't believe that let someone like you serve on a jury. Makes me question the whole judicial system.

Dwight (to Jim)

Val: Does Daryl not swim?
Kevin: That's racist!

Erin: Dwight, are chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.
Dwight: I know. I could just bang you right now.

Erin: What is the most romantic possible thing?
Dwight: We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.

I think sexy eating is a dead end.

Erin

I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve...I was home by nine.

Jim
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The Office Season 8 Quotes

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.

Kevin