The Office

The Office Season 8 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 8 Episode 6: "Doomsday"

Dwight: There's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper. Oscar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Robert's favorite songs: "Creep" by TLC, "Creep" by Radiohead. Remember that one Jim?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's going to be screaming it tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: You're the deuce I never wanna drop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robert: And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient. Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum out there.
Robert: Who are they?
Andy: They're both Kevin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stanley: I never heard that song before, and once I heard it I did not care for it, but that song means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 5: "Spooked"

Phyllis: Is she Asian?
Erin: I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Andy: I'm sorry, this must be really uncomfortable for you.
Robert: I'm never uncomfortable.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Bert: What do you like? Tornados?
Dwight: Try influenza.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Erin: November's sure creepin' up huh? Can't stop that month.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of 1 to 3?
Pam: Ummm, two?
Erin: That's like the second to last thing I wanted to hear.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Toby: Every Halloween I tell him the same thing; you can't bring weapons into the office, and every year he says the same thing; as soon as I get my weapons back I'm gonna kill you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: You're the people's princess! Diana was nothing!
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: Chef from South Park. It's genius!
Stanley: Just some chef.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 4: "Garden Party"

Dwight: I can get you exotic meats...hippo steaks, giraffe burgers.
Robert: We'll talk.
Dwight: It'll all be goat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Cheers, cheers, cheers. Get your own guitar.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robert: You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager? One day the baby will grow up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Andy, I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter...to Robert California.
Gabe: I would also like to toast Robert California.
Andy: You can't triple toast somebody.
 • Rating: Unrated

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