The Simpsons
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Gaga: Never forget, you're all my little monsters.
Moe: Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.
There is no over the top, there is no over the top.
Gaga dancers (chanting)
Geez. I mean I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm alright.
Homer
Lisa: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an after school class.
Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, and Ralph: Aahhh!
Oh no, Lisa's face! It's the same.
Bart
Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
Homer
Stopping all Americans from voting is for the protection of all Americans.
The Rich Texan
Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you. I'm sexy. Young and sexy!
Homer
You know there are now restaurants there with two locations. Not near my kids.
Terrence
Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.
The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.
Marge
Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool.
Homer
