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Lisa: You can't give me a yellow card! You're my father!
Homer: When I put on these shorts, I'm not your father anymore. And judging by how tight they are, I'm never gonna be anyone else's either.


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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 17 Quotes

Ha ha ha ha. I have taught you well. (Thinking to himself) Too well.

Ronaldo

(While playing Earthland Realms)
Apu: That Cobra King over there is actually Snake.
Snake: The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree. Haw haw.

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